floor mattress

<verb> to have relations with a girl on a mattress that sits directly on the floor. Not owning a bedframe is a symbol of a ridiculous lack of class or perhaps just sheer laziness. In either instance it is far more degrading to the girl partaking in the floor matressing event then if the mattress were somehow elevated off the ground.

Andy really needs to floor mattress that stripper tonight.

Man, any girl that would floor mattress with someone is a total p-vamp.

by clams luscious June 11, 2008

floorgasm

The act of having sex and getting on the floor for the orgasm

"I watched this video where this a guy and a chick were doing it on the floor, it was quite a floorgasm."

by Gena Tulls February 18, 2009

Floor gang

Floor gang members have a microscopic pp and they are known to be the cringiest people on the planet

John is so annoying he must be a floor gang member

by Papa baljeet June 15, 2020

Half a Yam on the Floor

A relative of wordTwo Yams in a Bag/word. Two Yams in a Bag is a second cousin twice removed from Chow Yun Fat. Two Fat Yams is his brother.

Kung Fu Nerd 1: Hey, did you see that new Chow Yun Fat movie Bulletproof Monk?
Kung Fu Nerd 2: No, man, but I caught Half a Yam on the Floor's new movie, Puddingproof Noodle.

by Weeeeeezek September 19, 2003

Floor-Meeting

When your face meets the floor. Often occurs when you have purchased a carton of Smirnoff Double Blacks.

Also used to subtly imply you're going to get wasted. You would only use this term if there is someone around you don't want to know you're going to get inebriated.

B Rad: Shit man, I skulled that six-pack of Double Blacks and had about eighty floor-meetings.
Bettsy: Shatted

or

Dugong: (During church) Yo man, wanna come to a Floor-Meeting tonight?
Bettsy: Why not...Casual?
Dugong: Extreme Casual...

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 9, 2007

Floorin

Another way to say "knock her down" "fucking her" Cuz a floor is laid down & thats whats going to be goin on with her too. Laying it down ;)

Yo girl tempin me so I guess ill be goin, ill be at her crib ina hour & then ima be floorin! - Fabo! daReal

by Slicc C July 20, 2011

Evil Floormate

college student who is obsessed with pretty girl he worked with but cant get. claims he doesnt drink when he gets smashed all the time.

"Walk the other way to avoid the evil floormate!"

by Barry G. September 8, 2004