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fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping
Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
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FAP

FAP /map/ (verb)

An acronym for Foot placement, Arm swing, and Posture. It is the correct form to use while running up hill, especially while doing strides during or after a run, or any time you like.
"Hey mom, I'm going on a run." "Okay honey, don't forget to FAP."

"I feel like my workout isn't going well, maybe it's time I cut out dairy and start working on fapping."

"Fapping is an essential part of the 10-day training cycle"
by LiveLoveRunning December 20, 2021
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emote fapping

is when one or more people pull it out and look at emotes in fortnite and fap hard and enthusiastically enjoy the game
oh wow that emote fap session was so long it could have went on for decades or even some longer shit emote fapping
by Tartagliamoms December 21, 2021
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FAP

Girl got a FAP. That camel toe is always showing
by FAP and Proud March 15, 2022
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fap hero

A porn game in which you rub your dick in time with on screen prompts while various porn plays. If you cum you lose.
Instead of going outside I'm going to try to beat my high score in Fap Hero
by attarax March 27, 2022
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fapping

ah cant wait to get some good fapping
by Abanded April 2, 2022
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Fap likes

The name for social media ‘Likes’ a female receives when she posts attention seeking photos with the sole purpose of showing off her body.
“She wants people to gawk, dude. She posted this picture on Instagram for fap likes.”
by mojomoop February 17, 2022
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