wet egg

Apparently the idiots version of wet lettuce

Someone: James are you coming to pounded
James: No I'm being a wet egg!!!
😂😂😂

by Whatatit May 14, 2017

Hard eggs

An obscure and dicy act that, while during lovemaking, (presumably in a normal position) pressure is applied to the abdomen of the female partner (ovaries, hence the "eggs") in quick bursts with the hands.

I gave my bitch some hard eggs last week. Pounded down a natty while she recovered afterward. It was chill.

by RippinOnNC January 25, 2011

fork and egg

G rated method of saying Fucking A.

Fork and egg, Jimmy...get your mouth away from my crotch!!

by eBiscuit August 16, 2008

EGG IN A BLANKET

A PERSON THAT ONLY HAS ONE BALL

I WOULD HIT A EGG IN A BLANKET

by Aj Cockringing hoe March 6, 2015

Egg chute

The female sexual/reproductive organ.

She's addicted to cosmetic surgery! She's had a nose-job and a boob-job, and next she's gonna get her egg chute tightened!
Source: Stormy Weather, Norwich

by Stormy Weather December 27, 2007

Lay an egg

(in business jargon) to produce an output or result

We're waiting for Jim's project to finish and lay an egg before we can start taking on new staff.

by Jared Pollock August 25, 2017

goose egg

A vast, festively plump man heap lying limp on a mans own thigh.

After Gwendolyn gave Frank a really good blow job his dick immedietely went to damp "Goose Egg" Satus.

by Friggin hoopty December 6, 2006