Earthworm

1. Earthworms are worms that consist of 1000 species.
They are hermaphrodites, which mean they are both male and female. They're pretty shiny too.

2. That kid.

1. Look at that earth worm go!

2. Look at that earth worm go! (nah jk)

The REAL 2. Pretzel is a earthworm because she has a male like personality and doesn't give a fuck.

by PretzelMe September 6, 2008

earthchild

My Pipe that I use to smoke dat Mary Jane innnnn.

Let's go pack a lunch in earthchild and get blownnnnnnnnn

by Stunna Shadesss January 13, 2008

Dodecahedron Earth

The true (scientifically backed up) shape of the earth. People who say that "the earth is not a Dodecahedron", have a brain size lesser than an ant. With undeniable proof on twitter (@TheDESoceity) and with DMMPPH Space Agency working hard to colonize the moon, we know for a fact that the earth is a Dodecahedron. Notice how I say fact, instead of theory, because Dodecahedron Earth is a proven fact. And for example: flat earth, is a theory.

The earth is a Dodecahedron Earth.

by OriginalPerson February 22, 2019

down to earth girl

a girl that is not hot or attractive in any way. But whose personality is so perfect that it makes it all worthwhile to date her.

Also attracts guidos

Mike Harris' dream girl

Tom: "Hey dude, what's that girl that you finally met like?"

Mike Harris: "Well she's not very hot, but she's a really down to earth girl so I'm gonna keep seeing her."

Tom: "......"

by trichthebitch July 26, 2009

earthisize

to become one with the earth and universal being through the use of psychoactives and their reactions with the human mind and conscience; usually, an activity that's meditative and binding to a certain extent, bringing friends closer together intellectually and even physically in some cases depending on the strength and effect of the substance being used; normally relates to stronger drugs that heighten one's senses and alter their perception of reality, including, but not limited to, ecstasy, magic mushrooms, and lsd

-"Yo, I can't wait for this Friday. I'm gonna earthisize with a bunch of people."
-"Nice. What you earthisizing with?"
-"Ecstasy, my personal favorite."

by christhedumbbum October 23, 2008

earthquake bulletin

When scared little girls spam myspace with bulletins about an earthquake that just occured.

Typical Earthquake Bulletin: OMG OMG OMG! DID U FEEL THAT PPPPPPPL????

by RuB_MyZZteR May 17, 2009

earthquacks

Scientifically questionable medical practitioners who claim to be able to heal earthquake victims with special touching, unproven medicines, etc.

Church of Scientology "volunteer ministers" who claim to be able to heal nervous systems of Haitian earthquake victims by touching them are earthquacks.

by Coyoty January 25, 2010