eat smacks

fall on face, trip, fall, eat shit, faceplant

"You better practice walking in those heels or you're gonna eat smacks"

by Shingleberry January 01, 2012

Eating Shit

Having a really bad day.

John's girlfriend broke up with him, his mother died in a car crash, and he lost his job; today, John was eating shit.

by mrshiteater April 05, 2010

eat ass

The correct spelling is "eat-arse".

"Shut up Ashlee. You're eat-arse." ~ Karl

by Steaver370 September 23, 2004

Eating Carrots

What you tell your mom you are doing when she asks what the fruity smell coming from your vape is

Oh hey Mom, I'm just eating Carrots, that's why it smells like carrrots

by NewellDoiland May 30, 2018

reverse eat

To insert directly into ones anus.

Why don't you go reverse eat a dick.

If you don't put your beer can where it goes, I'm going to make you reverse eat it.

by amy greenwalt January 23, 2007

Eating net

When you are at a goth club and are so eager to please a woman that you go down on her before even taking off her fishnet stocking.

I was at The Pit last night and some creep totally tried eating net out of nowhere.

by jpoawijrolm;lk August 26, 2010

Eat the peanut

So extreme ass-kissing as to ingest an undigested peanut from the recipient's rectum.

To win his boss's favor, Ed had to eat the peanut.

by edmk5000 June 03, 2010