A dump so strong that it creates a physical barrier at the edge of the realm in which it was created.
Fobert: Yo I've gotta get in and use the bathroom
BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.
BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.
by FuckTard45 February 4, 2017
Get the dad dumpmug. Often the first call of nature after a strongly spiced meal is a system dump.
Extra strong curry may result in a system dump to floppy.
Extra strong curry may result in a system dump to floppy.
by wilkanton July 10, 2009
Get the system dumpmug. Going under a bridge to take a shit.
Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.
Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.
Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?
Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.
Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.
by ratnard July 24, 2012
Get the Troll Dumpmug. by Gooch himself February 13, 2019
Get the Po dumpmug. When you realize there was a much better choice after you've already made a decision or purchase or statement.
Paid $600 for a phone on eBay, the next day I saw it in a store for $450. I totally took a dump in the oven.
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven
Thought of the perfect comeback after the argument was over. #dumpintheoven
by Paulo Positive November 13, 2014
Get the dump in the ovenmug. BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.
Joe: How did you guys meet?
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
by workseverytime February 13, 2012
Get the BEER DUMPINGmug. Donald Thump reacted to the latest Mueller indictments by pulling another trump and dump: he said outrageous, undiplomatic things to the G-7 leaders, who are our friends.
by smjgJsbjgsm July 27, 2018
Get the trump and dumpmug.