Notebook Dumped

When your girlfriend tells you you are the perfect guy and loves you, but leaves you for her ex that just came out of nowhere after agonizing for a week about how she loves two people, just like in the notebook.

"Hey, where's your girlfriend?" "She's with her ex. I got Notebook Dumped." "Sorry man."

by saxman November 11, 2012

Troll Dump

Going under a bridge to take a shit.

Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.

Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?

Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.

by ratnard July 24, 2012

BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.

Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.

by workseverytime February 13, 2012

Dump Trumpet

The Anus

I would gladly thump her Dump Trumpet.

by Standard Bruv July 2, 2011

Trump Dump

When Donald Tweets stupid shit, he is having another Trump dump!

Did you hear about the latest Trump dump? Fake news? That's a nice Trump dump!💩😬

by Farty McFartface November 12, 2018

Atomic Dump

(N.) the biggest shit ever made. The atomic dump hurts when coming out, and is usually after eating spicy food. It smells so bad that anyone within a mile passed out.

“Oh, man what’s that smell?”
“Ew it smells like an atomic dump, there’s an Indian restaurant right there”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

trump and dump

A tactic whereby a politician deflects criticism by creating a new, unrelated controversy.

Donald Thump reacted to the latest Mueller indictments by pulling another trump and dump: he said outrageous, undiplomatic things to the G-7 leaders, who are our friends.

by smjgJsbjgsm July 27, 2018