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BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.
Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
by workseverytime February 13, 2012
mugGet the BEER DUMPINGmug.

Dump Trumpet

I would gladly thump her Dump Trumpet.
by Standard Bruv July 2, 2011
mugGet the Dump Trumpetmug.

mutual dump

- when both people end a relationship together

- when both people are to blame for being dumped
- yo man it was a mutual dump !
by dumpydoo8 May 11, 2010
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dad dump

A dump so strong that it creates a physical barrier at the edge of the realm in which it was created.
Fobert: Yo I've gotta get in and use the bathroom

BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.
by FuckTard45 February 4, 2017
mugGet the dad dumpmug.

Roman Dump

Back in ancient times, before battles of yore, the Romans would prepare themselves to fight against legends and other beings. In order to cleanse themselves, they would take (for their time) the greatest dump in recorded history. If you take such a cleansing dump that you can accurately predict the moment of the next good fortune that you will experience, you have just taken a roman dump.

Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Man 1: You have been in the bathroom all day! Did you fall in?
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.

Man 1: Wow. You are my God.

Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
by Master of Sageville April 14, 2010
mugGet the Roman Dumpmug.

Troll Dump

Going under a bridge to take a shit.

Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.
Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?

Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.
by ratnard July 24, 2012
mugGet the Troll Dumpmug.

Po dump

A dump, where garbage from a poor area is taken.
by Gooch himself February 13, 2019
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