BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.
Joe: How did you guys meet?
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
by workseverytime February 13, 2012
Get the BEER DUMPINGmug. 
by dumpydoo8 May 11, 2010
Get the mutual dumpmug. A dump so strong that it creates a physical barrier at the edge of the realm in which it was created.
Fobert: Yo I've gotta get in and use the bathroom
BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.
BZ: Dude, I just took a dad dump. It's gonna be at least an hour until anyone can get in there.
by FuckTard45 February 4, 2017
Get the dad dumpmug. Back in ancient times, before battles of yore, the Romans would prepare themselves to fight against legends and other beings. In order to cleanse themselves, they would take (for their time) the greatest dump in recorded history. If you take such a cleansing dump that you can accurately predict the moment of the next good fortune that you will experience, you have just taken a roman dump.
Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Revealing to others that you have taken a roman dump will instantly improve your charisma score and open up more favorable dialogue choices.
Man 1: You have been in the bathroom all day! Did you fall in?
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.
Man 1: Wow. You are my God.
Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
Man 2: Nahh..I just took a roman dump.
Man 1: Wow. You are my God.
Man 2: Of course - it was the only way.
by Master of Sageville April 14, 2010
Get the Roman Dumpmug. Going under a bridge to take a shit.
Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.
Based on the fairytale troll that lives under a bridge, has nothing to do with Internet trolling. If you find a lump of excrement under a bridge that looks human sized it must have been a troll that left it.
Guy 1: Why was Tom's car in the side of the country road, next to that bridge?
Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.
Guy 2: Tom was probably taking a troll dump.
by ratnard July 24, 2012
Get the Troll Dumpmug. by Gooch himself February 13, 2019
Get the Po dumpmug.