Drunk-fished

When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober
Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night

Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?

Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.

Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.

Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.
by Niggacatt18 March 17, 2020
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drunk Eddie

Did you see that guy crash the 3 year olds birthday party for free liquor! he's definitely a drunk Eddie
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 22, 2023
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Submarine Drunk

When you get so drunk you flood your dwelling.
1) I got submarine drunk on Friday, and now I have to pay to replace the ceiling in the apartment below mine.
2) Careful about getting SubMarine Drunk. That's how Whitney Houston died.
by MarcDemo June 02, 2018
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submarine drunk

When you get so drunk you flood all or a portion of your dwelling.
I got submarine drunk and now I have to replace the ceiling in the apartment below me.
by MarcDemo June 02, 2018
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Drunk one

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.
Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.
by Don't know don't care August 27, 2015
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Drunk Noms

When you're drunk and just getting out of the club/bar and you get something to eat like pizza or McDonald's or poutine and eat it whilst drunk.
by daahsatan March 06, 2015
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drunk laundry

the act of completing something mildly productive while wasted
Mandy had way too much of things and ended up home early on Friday. Instead of wasting time online posting nonsense and feeling like her life was trash, she did some drunk laundry and Saturday morning seemed more promising
by von groovy March 09, 2019
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