Drunk Cyclist

Drunk Cyclists are the Raddest of all the cyclists. They belive in drinking really shitty beer and doing Whisky Yoga. You can spot them wearing DC Dagger Jerseys and flipping off dicks on Specialized Ebikes.

Hey Brah! Did you see that that Drunk Cyclist guy Shotgun a beer while riding his Mountain Bike!

by Air_Wolf January 17, 2018

blunt drunk

When you get too high you can't swallow a hit from a blunt.

Becky got so blunt drunk while hotboxing in the car with Madeleine.

by Eminem420 April 3, 2017

drunk funk

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.

Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk

by JimHolt April 8, 2017

drunk on love

To be so in love you start acting like you're a happy, giggly drunk

Natalia and Anna were so drunk on love they couldn't stop laughing and they were all over eachother

by Depressedcroissant May 9, 2017

Drunk Walrus

A walrus that broke into a wine cellar, and drank everything. Caution, they are very dangerous. Charjabugs are better.

There's a drunk walrus. Go near him. (cruel joke)

by CharjabugGD March 8, 2017

Daycare Drunk

Someone who constantly needs to be babysat when they drink, almost to the point where you won't drink with them.

Joe: Tim wants to go out tonight but he's so much work to drink with
John: Yeah he gets sloppy real quick, fucking daycare drunk, I don't want to have to take care of him all night.
Tim: LETS GET WASTEY

by JusticeZERO June 3, 2016

drunk-pile

When a group passes out from alcohol consumption all in the same place resulting in a pile of drunk body's.

Damn dude...that's a big drunk-pile.

Dude, I woke up in a drunk-pile this morning.

Dude, I think I passed out in a drunk-pile last night.

by Cyrus_1 September 12, 2016