DFIJW

Short for "Da Fuck I Just Watch?" An exclamatory question used when one is subjected to a messed-up video on the internet. Used mainly through text/messaging.

tonya99: hey mike, watch this... www.2girls1cup.com
mike11: ...
tonya 99: what you think?
mike11: DFIJW?

by jonnyoxygen18 March 20, 2015

DFAWM

Don't Fuck Around With Me

John: Paul you know you're playing with me.

Paul: Lol bro im kidding
John: DFAWM

by BrishBoo April 16, 2015

DFWI

Don't Fuck With It - for example, when taping and mudding drywall. Lay down mud, bed

down the tape, smooth the tape, DFWI. Basically, quit finicking and leave it alone!

"That's good enough, DFWI"

by EyeMBatman September 29, 2015

DFB

abrev. for dumb fucking bitch
usually used in texting

omg you left the stove on. dfb.

by bishsaywhatt July 17, 2016

dfam

Disney Family

The people you bond with as you go through the stresses of applications for Disney jobs.

Colleagues you make at any of the Disney parks.

Fellow disney cast members that become friends for life.

Usually revolves around meet ups.

Just search #dfam on any social media platform (especially insta)

Can be written - dfam, D-Fam, Dfam, dFam

Just going to hang out with my D-fam for the day...
Don't you mean for the rest of your life....

When are we next having a dfam meet up?

by disney4life March 25, 2016

Dfc

Dont fucking care or idfc i dont fucking care

Idfc about your shoe size amy

by Chris penny May 10, 2016

dfing

Double fisting.

Taking two fists up your preferred sex hole.

Two penises or two dildos suffice as well.

Stylized as DFing.

Mostly used as an Instagram hashtag.

Omg. I spent the night double fisting my boyfriend with my neighbor. #DFing.

by Trendshnetter September 15, 2016