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Short for "Da Fuck I Just Watch?" An exclamatory question used when one is subjected to a messed-up video on the internet. Used mainly through text/messaging.
tonya99: hey mike, watch this... www.2girls1cup.com
mike11: ...
tonya 99: what you think?
mike11: DFIJW?
DFIJW by jonnyoxygen18 March 20, 2015
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A person named dijwar has a big heart who likes to help people

He’s a promoter of peace and has NO animosity towards anyone in this world
Emma: I’m having a bad say
Jake: you must talk to dijwar, he’ll surely provide emotional support
Dijwar by Anonymous98 June 2, 2018
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The act of denpi's fingers going into Jessica's ass. Some people believe that this was the cause of the big bang.
I heard they did dfija last night
dfija by TheSimper69420 April 15, 2022
A person named dijwar has a big heart, who likes to help people

He’s a promoter of peace and have NO animosity towards anyone in this world.
Emma: I’m having a bad day
Sam: you must talk to dijwar, he’ll provide emotional support
Dijwar by Anonymous98 June 2, 2018
dijwar is the best friend you can ever have in your life. He'll always be by your side and protect you from all negative things. He is friendly, cute and has a big humour.
Dijwar is the friendly guy from next door.
dijwar by Tm0304 January 2, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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