Deuce juice

(noun)
/ˈdo͞os jo͞os/

Definition:
The unholy moisture that collects between your butt cheeks after sitting too long, sweating too much, or just existing in Satan’s armpit-level heat.

“Dude, I just got off that 3-hour Greyhound bus and my deuce juice situation is critical.”

by vegasvibes July 28, 2025

Deuce Tray Gangster crip

The 23 Gangster crip (23GC) (DTGC) also known as the west side deuce tray gangsta crips are an active African-american street gang located on the west side of Tustin in California on walnut ave and del amo street. 23GC wears Grey and blue rags and are known to sport Texas ranger, green bay packer hats to show their affiliation to the Gangster and Tray card.

Allies Del monte blocc gangster crips and all crips who fall under the Gangsta/Tray card
Rivals SA rollin 100 watergate crip Tustin 13 bloodal shelly street piru.

where u from? Deuce Tray gangster crip.

by Tustin crips January 26, 2024

Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012

Ambush-deuce

A poo that sneaks up on you at the most unfortunate time; like a job interview or third date.

" I was about to get very busy with her when this infernal Ambush-deuce reared up. I had to go home. So close, so far......"

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009

home deuce

A free and easy bowel movement taken upon returning home from a long trip.

After spending a holiday weekend at a single-bathroom lodging with his in-laws, Johnnie Chicano opened the front door of his residence, dropped his bags and walked briskly to the bathroom, where he released a thunderous and immensely satisfying home deuce that clogged the plumbing.

by Johnny Chicano April 13, 2015

infinite deuce

when to people keep passing a shit by defecating in eachother non stop infinitly

yesterday i had an infinite deuce with bryson

by eggsssss May 16, 2022