Davedadd

An individual who derives sexual pleasure while watching Twitch Live Streams from mundane situations / conversations and perverts them mentally into an aberration normally involving vaginal fluids and horse semen and Bovril.

"jesus dude, did you see what that guy just said he is having for dinner, horse cum and Bovril soup in a vagina?!?!?"
"yeah man, he's such a feckin davedadd!"

by Quag Norris May 23, 2018

dave ja juul

when you hit the juul so hard that you get déjà vu

dude 1: brooo i hit that juul so hard last night i got dave ja juul

by welcometosweethell September 10, 2018

Dave

An angry man who yells at squirrels who rap

Dam Dave,the squirrel squad is acting very childish

by Yeeman September 16, 2018

Dave

Dave is the sexiest name known to man, Dave is used in the context of a spiders name ; the spider has to be thicc and hairy for it to class as a Dave

Gerrard:Guess what Harrie! A Dave was on my wall
Harrie: Are you sure it was a Dave.Was it thicc and hairy?
Gerrard:You bet, it crawled all over my face!

by Ash-Dave Krystee-Dave April 16, 2019

Dave

A term used to refer to the laziest person in a group.

Oh man, I was the dave of the party.

by RapperJorge June 12, 2019

Daveboy

Someone who is constantly doing and sayings that are embarrassing. Something that makes them a meme, so to to speak.

"I can bench 200kg, I'm a fucking legend"
"You're a daveboy"

by Anonymous harkcom October 3, 2019

Dave

A very bent man with no hair and can be found teaching geography in the uni of gayness

Bro he be a Dave

by Female jacculant sex bot December 8, 2019