Crusty

Gross

Bitch your makeup looks crusty

by Goats for life March 28, 2015

crusty pipe

When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.

I got a crusty pipe last night, and photographed it for a trophy.

by The Strange Cable man June 17, 2015

crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)

Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"

by Flying dutchman July 2, 2015

Crusty

Gross, nasty, rude, dirty.

Alyssa Dohm is so crusty!

by ilovecheese6465 October 9, 2015

crusty bag

a sack of testicles that havent been washed in a while and are starting to get crusty

sawyers testicles are a crusty bag

by a.lil.bitch November 28, 2015

Crusty

When someone is super fine with out makeup but always wears make up for no damn reason except for they just like putting on makeup.

That girl is so crusty.
I just wish one day she would not wear make up for her best friend . :(

by Sym7fire7rose December 3, 2015

crosby sneak

Adjective: to leave a party to make out with a stranger.

"I haven't seen Amanda in 20 minutes, she must of did the Crosby Sneak."

by M0nkeybuTt December 8, 2015