computer

The most frustrating thing that costs you money when ever it breaks.

Guy: Dude i just found out that my comp has 33 viruses

Guy2: Dude your looking at too much porn

by Nick Valadao July 26, 2004

Compton cool-aid

Any of the ghetto wines.

Night Train, Mad Dog 2020, Wild Irish Rose...

Hey niggah, tighten me up wit some compton cool-aid!

by Blazehaze69 February 14, 2008

Compton

When you think something is gunna go down one way and the FUCK YOU the straight fucking unexpected fucking thing happens. Sit. The fuck was that?

Can be referring to people and places and all sorts of other ratchet shit.

When you think yur nigga is gunna be fucking expectable and then QUESQUE FUCK?! NIGGA WENT STRAIGHT TO COMPTON (le nigga pulls some seriously ratchet shit that is also quite respectable and fucking dope).

Shit is compton. Hoe.

Guy 1: Yo, you hear about my nigga Graeme last night?

Guy 2: Nah brah, what did deh niggs do?
Guy 1: Niggy took the fast track right down to FUCKING COMPTON! Fucking hooked a fucking hot ass hoe.
Guy 2: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BRO!?
Guy 1: It's like nigga was fucking born there!

Guy 2: Niggs is STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!

by ass ass ass ass ass patron January 30, 2014

apple computer

Company which either invented or was first to adopt many of the concepts, technologies and language used by desktop computer users today. In fact, the "Desktop" metaphor for the graphical representation of the computer's contents is one of the ideas that Apple refined and made popular in 1983. Microsoft later licensed the use of much of Apple's graphical user interface (the mouse pointer, the Trash / Recycle Bin, pop-up menus, etc.).

Apple Labs invented TrueType font technology, QuickTime, and IEEE-1394, among others. Apple also invented the word "multimedia," which is now used to describe most of the desktop computers sold today.
Apple is also the first company to launch a succesful commecial online music service.

If you want to see what your computer will be like in 3 or 4 years, look at a new Apple computer.

by UserX July 2, 2003

Compton Cook out

A massive gathering of incredibly retarded, privileged and racist white kids for the purpose of mocking those less fortunate then themselves.

1st Non retarded Citizen:
Hey, man. Did ya hear about that Compton Cook out at the USCD

2nd Non Retarded Citizen:
Yeah, What a bunch of retards!

by jjvagnar October 26, 2012

compton

Bullshit little suburb in outer LA. Popularized by the crap group NWA, sometimes known for it's high gang activity. Known by many little tweenies on sites like Urban Dictionary as an " intercity slum" for it's "high ethnic population" when it is really just another ugly outercity suburb.

Ever been to Compton?

If someone produced a record in bumblefuck Iowa would you brag about being there too? Even if it had a few ----s sometiems shooting each other occationally n shit.

Compton is a bullshit little surburb. It's 20% white. Compton aint shit!

by Kripho-Nite April 6, 2008

apple computer

An innovative company who has had many people copy it's available-in-five-colours idea, also first personal computer to feature a graphical user interface.

Many seem to hate Apple without reason claiming "It has no games" or "It's ghey lewlz". Fact is, top selling games have apple ports, including the Sims, and such.

I use an Apple Computer because it doesnt crash

by my bunghole July 3, 2003