Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse

"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"

by jabbott August 22, 2011

Cock Cruiser

A vechile purchased for the sole reason to attract men.

It cant be a pussy wagon, we dont like pussy, we like cock. Its called a cock cruiser!

by Cruiser12345 September 10, 2011

Cock Shaped Mouth

Any individual, generally female, whose mouth is shaped and designed primairly for the insertion of male genitals. The shape, size, and controlled contortions of said aperture can all lend themselves to its defining as a 'cock shaped mouth'.

"She's got a stupid cock shaped mouth on her...... I could see how it would be appealing when drunk"

"That cum dumpster has a serious cock shaped mouth"

by Twanker94 May 18, 2012

Cock Knocking Fuck

A man who is acting like a jerk or an ass as pertaining to how he treats women.

Did you hear about him? He got caught messing around on his girl. What a cock knocking fuck.

by Burned66 November 27, 2012

Cock Munch

Cock Munch (n); Someone in which your disposition is spiteful.

Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.

"Get the fuck out of here you dumb Cock Munch"

by A Sick Son Of A Bitch May 29, 2013

cock lock maneuver

When a man is about to pull out of a woman's vagina because he doesn't want to get her pregnant and the woman then wraps her legs around the mans waist and forces the man's penis inside of her repeatedly until he cums; usually causing pregnancy.

Guy#1: Dude I heard you and Cassandra in the bedroom last night sounded like you guys had a good time.

Guy#2: I don't want to talk about it....

Guy#1: Why?

Guy#2: She pulled the cock lock maneuver on me...

Guy#1: Wow.... sorry....

by J Man123 November 6, 2013

Cock Swaggler

1. A man who enjoys, or is forced to endure, having one or more dicks shoved down his throat causing him to choke on the dick(s) and/or gargle on a mixture of cum and his own spit.

2. A man who gives particularly loud blow jobs and would rather that his partner cum in his throat as opposed to his mouth. Sounds could include choking, gargling, moaning, suction noises, and slurping.

I heard Rick sucks copious amounts of dick, what a cock swaggler!

by riknasty January 20, 2014