Clobstomp

Absolutely demolishing those bitches

"Man they are dogging me, absolutely clobstomping me."
"Oh, they're coming. GET CLOBSTOMPED, NOOB"

by Apple Girlington April 8, 2024

Cloggenheimer

Refers to defecating a large amount of feces in a public or private bathroom-in the fashion of the 1945 atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and whose main creator was J. Robert Oppenheimer-thereby effectively clogging or contributing to the cloggment of said bathroom. A Cloggenheimer may imply a retributive and deliberate message against a person or institution.

Damn Mike, you sure pulled a Cloggenheimer the other day in the office bathrooms.

I think i'm going to do a Cloggenheimer in the IRS bathrooms, gosh I hate those guys!

by Pochinkardo November 19, 2024

Cloggenmeister

Refers to an individual who has mastered with grace and stealth the art of the Cloggenheimer. Famous Cloggenmeisters include Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee and Britney Spears.

Damn, I think Jerry clogged the school bathroom for the sixth time this week, he sure is a Cloggenmeister!

by Pochinkardo November 22, 2024

Close-open

In the restaurant industry, a close-open is when a restaurant employee locks up (last to leave) or ends work at closing time of the establishment, then opens (first to arrive) or begins work at opening time of the following day

Sorry dude, I can't hang out tonight. They got me working a close-open.
Two close-opens in a row?!? Is that even legal?

by Slugmoid_Enjoyer March 11, 2025

clogatoris

The term coined by fans of Joost Klein, meaning ‘Dutch clitoris’.

I’m just joosting my clogatoris!

by J00stkle1n March 20, 2025

close the lights

turning off lights

im going to close the lights now

by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025

Clog Job

The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.

Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"

Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"

by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025