In the restaurant industry, a close-open is when a restaurant employee locks up (last to leave) or ends work at closing time of the establishment, then opens (first to arrive) or begins work at opening time of the following day
Sorry dude, I can't hang out tonight. They got me working a close-open.
Two close-opens in a row?!? Is that even legal?
Two close-opens in a row?!? Is that even legal?
by Slugmoid_Enjoyer March 12, 2025
Noun, Some sort of slimy, slug-like creature, both literal and metaphorical. Generally used to describe slimy, devious, insolent people, or can be a drop-in replacement for words like "wojack", "soyjack", or "chud".
Looks like they let out slugmoid school early today...
Goddamn slugmoids cut my social security benefits, now I can't afford to pay for my health insurance!
You're really acting like a slugmoid right now dude :(
A Slugmoid's natural habitat is the inside of a dirty bong
Goddamn slugmoids cut my social security benefits, now I can't afford to pay for my health insurance!
You're really acting like a slugmoid right now dude :(
A Slugmoid's natural habitat is the inside of a dirty bong
by Slugmoid_Enjoyer February 19, 2025