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Definitions by Pochinkardo

Cloggenmeister 

Refers to an individual who has mastered with grace and stealth the art of the Cloggenheimer. Famous Cloggenmeisters include Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee and Britney Spears.
Damn, I think Jerry clogged the school bathroom for the sixth time this week, he sure is a Cloggenmeister!
Cloggenmeister by Pochinkardo November 22, 2024

Cloggenheimer 

Refers to defecating a large amount of feces in a public or private bathroom-in the fashion of the 1945 atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and whose main creator was J. Robert Oppenheimer-thereby effectively clogging or contributing to the cloggment of said bathroom. A Cloggenheimer may imply a retributive and deliberate message against a person or institution.
Damn Mike, you sure pulled a Cloggenheimer the other day in the office bathrooms.

I think i'm going to do a Cloggenheimer in the IRS bathrooms, gosh I hate those guys!
Cloggenheimer by Pochinkardo November 19, 2024