childs

I think you are looking for children,arent you?

Wife:I have many childs!
Husband:its "children,dear."
Wife:No its not you fucktard!

by Someone who isnt really here May 13, 2005

Devil Child

A certain female who causes damage to people both physically and mentally and will bite, scratch, shoot, pinch, kick, punch, ECT just to cause pain to people because she is absolutely obsessed with causing pain to people and ruining their lives.
And... most likely has AIDS.

that Devil Child ruined my life!

by Goganthian May 2, 2008

butt children

ejaculating in someone's butt

My girlfriend wants kids, so I told her I would give her butt children.

She is so hot; I totally want to give her some butt children.

by DRock500 March 26, 2010

Gay-Child

Some one who resembles the characteristics and personalities of a child playing with his own wiener all the time.

Quit being such a Gay-Child like Saman Yazdani.

by Ze WoertMeister August 9, 2010

Dolphin Child

One of the many labels used to describe the children of the New earth, a New Age concept. (see also indigo children, crystal children) A child, teen, or adult who's past life was a dolphin and posesses many dolphin personality traits and habits; loving sea food, interested in marine life, especially dolphins, inclined to aquatic sports or any activity that deals with water, singing, toning, and very empathic and able to read people's feelings and energies, sometimes even thoughts. Very soft, friendly look in eyes and always smiling. Have an awareness that their life purpose is to be an advocate for dolphins and to do spiritual work to help 'heal the planet'.

Girl 1: "That girl over there is quite awkward. She's overly obsessed with dolphins."

Girl 2: "Yes, i know, she has quite a friendly vibe though. When you talk to her it seems as if she already knew you. She might be a dolphin child."

by OceanStar1 August 11, 2010

I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009

childhood rape

The act of ruining somebody's childhood by sending them an image or a spoiler from the most important film of their life.

Jenny : Oh wow I hope nobody ruins the last Harry Potter for me, I've been waiting to see it for 10 years.
Sam : Hey Jenny, did you hear that Ron and Hermione get married and have children?
Jenny : OH NO!!!! I just got childhood raped. >:(

by Sampl July 17, 2011