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Careerist 

How a lazy person refers to somebody with a job.
Careerist: "Dude, why you don't go get a job?"

Lazy Person: "I just don't feel called to the careerist path. I work...it's just not the kind of work you get paid for."

Careerist: "Hippie."
Careerist by aentreri June 29, 2009

Carebear 

One who does nothing but stand around and look, while all other are helping or putting in effort to help with something.

Often uses his special power, "carebear stare", erroneously thinking that it has an effect of helping the situation at hand.

In truth, a carebear often is an irritant to all others in the group/team who are seriously helping out while he tries hard to look as if he is helping and caring.

A carebear often makes use of the great number of people around him, who are doing work, as a cover for his "Carebear Stare"/slacking.

Often happens at Scout/girl-guide Camps where everyone is doing their part to pitch tents while the carebear stands around intensely gazing with his "Carebear Stare" to look like he is contributing.
Also occurs in the office (eg. meetings) where the carebear looks on while the group is actively contributing to the project discussion.
"What are you? A carebear? Come on! Help out like everyone else is doing. Don't just stand there and slack and pretend that you're doing something when you sure aren't."
Carebear by alibaba January 11, 2006
To be so big, dangerous, and/or awesome, that he/she should be locked up in a cage, like an animal. To be completely dominant.
Did you see that offensive lineman pancake that player? Yeah, that was cagey.

That guy's ripped, he's pretty cagey.
Cagey by TheRealApache September 15, 2010

carebear 

person who wants to make the best and fairest decision for everyone in a difficult situation. they try to please everyone because they simply have not realized that it is impossible to make everyone happy all the time.
martha caught steve sleeping around with sharon last night, so martha decided to call stefanny to see what she should do. stefanny suggested that martha share steve with sharon so it would be fair. martha was quickly enraged and told stefanny to stop acting like a carebear, and she hung up in stefanny's face. stefanny didnt think of herself as a carebear at all..
carebear by Love-A-Lot Demon June 22, 2009

careinator 

1) (n)/(adj)Someone cares so much they practically kill you with their caring.
2) (n)/(adj)Used in a sarcastic manner when someone is complaining non-stop about something minor.
1) Bob: Ever since I broke my foot Allan has been all fuckin' careinator on me.
Sally: That nigga just don't know when to quit.

2) Kika: Omg and then he was like 'LOLZ' and I put my away message up cause I didn't know what else to say and he was all, "Kika where r u?" and I started crying cause I didn't know what to sa-
Harry: *points to self* CAREINATOR.

3) David: Everytime she starts crying to me I hang up on her.
Steve: Nice job, careinator.

take care ya shoes 

1: to check your self before you act a fool.

2: to watch what your doing
Nigga 1: Yo dawg, chill out! Take Care Ya Shoes! Nigga 2: What you talkin bout! Nigga 1: You trippin homie!
take care ya shoes by samurailouis December 25, 2009