Bartosh

An immensely attractive 10th Doctor lookalike, but I repeat myself.

I just want to molest him, he's so Bartosh.

by doctor_who November 14, 2011

Bartimus

When your kitty crouches on furniture or the floor but doesn't quite lay down all the way. Named after Barty Crouch

My cat was being such a Bartimus today and just stared at me.

by AwkwardSisters November 26, 2014

bartley challenge

Turning the bartley study rooms into a sex cave where business students leave their VSB virginity behind

Bro: Just put paper on the windows and be quiet.
Sorority chick: Did you reserve this room?
.... 3 minutes later
Bro: I'm a VSB GOD!
Sorority Chick: ehhh... that was quick. (sigh)
bartley challenge being defined as climax

by VSBslut December 15, 2014

Bartonning

Being inconvenient toward others ; generally being in the way of others

Dude Max was Bartonning the shit out of everyone's way on the van

by Flaresplitz2 July 5, 2015

bartec

Basically a human Snorlax. He is big, fat, disgusting, ugly, and has an extremely small penis (only about 0.2 inches!). He also likes to play CS:GO. He is the only Global Elite playing on 1 fps.

Girl 1: Eeew look at that fat ugly guy!

Girl 2: That must be a Bartec!

by Ejlesjlslwcskf December 13, 2016

Bartum

A nigga that is coo, funny and a joy to hang with, also can throw real heat.He is extra loyal, but will play you if he fells threaten. Usually has a big dick, and can fuck good

Girl #1 Bartum dick is bomb

Girl #2 yes I need me some of him

by Dr. J prime December 25, 2016

Bartle Farting

Four eagles plus seven lizards wearing sunglasses equals Whoopi Goldberg bartle farts.

I had my bitch bartle farting after I spat in her boonhole.

by KingjackMehoff April 1, 2017