Mexican Bar Mitzvah 

When you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.

Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.

Mexican Bar Mitzvah by Grinhazenbl January 20, 2011

kit-kat bar 

a delicous combination of chocolate and wafers combined to create a magical blast of flavor and is quite delicious when frozen.

also a sexy nickname.

hey kit-kat bar, your looking quite sexy today.

kit-kat bar by brett, aka kit-kat bar January 11, 2009

TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAG 

A chick so skanky you wouldn't piss in her mouth if her tonsils were on fire

" She's a Texas Dirt Floor Bar Hag, I hope she chokes.

TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAG by Ricey Ripp October 5, 2006

Cougar Bar 

A cougar bar is much like a regular bar except the patronage is largely composed of cougars, or single women in their 40s looking to prey on younger men.

Chas went to this bar last night and hooked up with one of your mom's book club buddies. Turns out it was a cougar bar.

Cougar Bar by be-easy November 24, 2009

kånkel-bär

The Swedish translation of the word Dingle Berry (The crusty, hard, smelly cruds of poo that get stuck in the hair growing around the anus)
"kånkel" translates into "clingy" or "sticky" and "bär" into "forest fruit". hence the equivalent of Dingle Berry

Yo holmes, pass me a tootpick I've got a bad case of kånkel-bär goin on between my teeth.

kånkel-bär by rustyrimjob February 12, 2008

Clam Bar 

A select group of women from Brooklyn NY that frequents Bay Ridge bars, making everyone around them uncomfortable with their tattoos, their dancing and their antics. WARNING: They are more than likley Intoxicated. Insiders Tell us that they are good for business, but bad for people!

Oh no the Clam Bar is here again!

Clam Bar by jam out with your clam out August 19, 2006

felch bar 

An establishment where people pay to be felched or to felch.

He goes to Liam's felch bar, I hear it has reasonable rates

felch bar by chird September 10, 2003