Johnny's Angels

Obsessive, psychotic fans of figure skating famewhore Johnny Weir. Known for pretty much sacrificing all things normal in life to follow Johnny's skating career, including their jobs, relationships and even personal hygiene. Some travel to wherever he is scheduled to appear. They also come in all nationalities. Given the chance, they most threads on Internet skating forums regardless if the topic is about Johnny or not - they will make it about Johnny. No criticism of him is tolerated, constructive or otherwise. Even if Johnny is in the wrong, and he has been more often than not, they will find a way to justify it. If you want to piss one off, tell them that it was good that Johnny didn't medal in the two Winter Games he competed in. It is like kicking a hive of African bees. Usually congregated around someone's computer, trolling on a skating forum, or at a local TGIFriday's, ordering double everything. Do not sit near them if you want to enjoy your meal. If you want to catch one and examine it, use Entenmann's cheesecake and a large bear trap.

Todd: I hate Johnny Weir and am SO GLAD he didn't win an Olympic medal.
Heather: YOU MISERABLE SONFABITCH! HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT JOHNNY THAT WAY!!! (Heather grabs Todd by the head, slamming it into the wall several times until he falls into a heap on the floor.
Todd (dying, blood oozing from his ears and head): Wow, you must be one of Johnny's Angels!
Heather: Damn straight, motherfucker! (Kicks Todd in his wounded head before he dies).

by Whatchu Talkin' 'bout Willis? March 20, 2011

wdp angel

a paintball gun made by WDP "world domination products" or some thing other i can remember.... best gun ever made

my wdp angel is an agg gun

by kyle, c April 28, 2006

angels kiss

often used as a way to say Birthmark.
a unique mark someone has had sence birth

dude that chick had a sweet angel kiss on her pussy

no way! she had an angels kiss!?

by Thatjguyt November 5, 2009

Angel’s Kiss

When your partner buries their face deep between your butt cheeks and provides an air tight seal of their lips around your anus and they begin to feverishly tongue the sphincter while humming their favorite song. The feeling is truly heavenly.

Rachel gave me a reach around last night while doing an angel’s kiss to some Taylor Swift. It was pure heaven. She had a suction hold on my fartbox like a leech.

by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018

Angel Dust

Also a Faith No More album. Shit, how did they get away with that?

Now that I know what 'Angel Dust' actually is, I'm wondering how the hell Faith No More actually got away with calling their album that.

by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 16, 2006

los angeles

Not a pretty or charming city.
Many languages spoken here, many people/cultures live here.
Population of Los Angeles (city) is about 4 million and Los Angeles County about 9 million.

L.A. is not pretty to look at.

by K.A.M. May 16, 2004

Criss Angel

You're getting someone from behind and then in the middle of the act get a fruit, vegetable, or random object that is a shaped like your member and jam into into the hole and then scream and jump off of the bed. If it is a girl it is also known as the Houdini.

My Boyfriends penis fell off in my butthole, and said he was Criss Angel.

by douche Nozzel September 27, 2008