Half Pipe

when you dont have a full on hard on, but you got a semi hard on.

i cant stand up right now cos i got a half pipe.

by halfpipeasaurus April 3, 2011

half a fag

Someone you suspect is gay.

"You know that guy Carl, he`s half a fag."

by Rocbroc December 25, 2005

half cut

Being in the state of having a hang over and still being partially drunk.

Going to work half cut this morning was terrible, I could barely hold my coffee cup and had a pounding headache.

by dave111223 April 8, 2011

Half Standard

A seduction/self defense mechanism of Canadian women where they only shave one armpit while the other is left to grow unhealthily long. The young canuckette shields the bald shoulder pocket with a purse, thereby she has the option to demonstrate to potential suiters her bare side, or the hairy side (the wing).

Example 1:

Girl: "Right after I gave my beaver a raise, I began clearcutting my pit pubes but ran out of time, so now I'm sporting a half standard.

Example 2:

Guy 1: "I just asked that hot plotte down there for her number and she flapped her wing."

Guy 2: En tabarnak

Example 3:

Guy: "The paradox is this: The wing of a half standard actually turns me on, but I only get to see it when rejected."

Guy 2: "Damn pitpubes get the best of us."

by Hollywood Halk February 21, 2010

half-man

A British drinking game, usually takes place in a park or at a festival, where toilets are far away. Involves each person drinking 8 pints of beer without urinating throughout; the idea being that there are on average 8 pints of blood in the human body, so after 8 pints of beer without any coming out you're half-man half-beer.

Grab some tins, we're going to Hyde Park to do Half-Man.

by LashCommanderFlash May 2, 2011

half dig

Scottish drug slang for 3.5 grams of cocaine or heroin.

Hey, Sick-Boy, spot us a half dig of Peruvian flake, you know I'm good for it, mate.

by vandawk8 June 23, 2015

Half Decent

Schrödinger's decent.

Something that is mediocrely good and mediocrely bad at the same time

used when you don't want the opposite person to know whether you find something above average good or just about below average..

Shaun: Did you watch that movie I told you about?
Z: yes
Shaun: how was it?
Z: You know what, It was half decent!

by wordzlayer November 29, 2019