asshole accelerant

Mass Media in general and "Social Media" outlets in particular (Facebook, Twitter, YouTube), that are used as electronic soapboxes for a person to broadcast their particular idiocy to their "Friends" or a wide, possibly international audience.

When used in a formula can be abbreviated to "A Squared".

- "That chick on YouTube, with the crackhead rant? Did you catch that, Bro?"

- "Yeah. YouTube is Asshole Accelerant, yo. Add asshole and boom!"

by Miami_Yo March 31, 2011

Social acceptance

Something you don't need.

"I don't need social acceptance. I want to be my own individual person."

by ObviouslyGay June 16, 2018

Private Bank account

Only those who own a private Bank can open this kind of account. Private banks do commercial business on paper only and do not tie assets to digital surveillance systems. There are no private online banks. Digital currency is all subject to the scrutiny of government regulators, private identity thieves, and scammers.

ALL DIGITAL CURRENCY IS SUBJECT TO BE SCRUTINIZED BY GOVERNMENTS. Bitcoin and all others included. You may hype it up and trade it among your friends all you want but you cannot eliminate the exchange rates that apply when cashing out or buying in.

My private Bank account is my freezer at home with a Bank balance of two gallons of frozen Blackberries having a net worth of whatever I may trade them for. Currently, Blackberry futures are still at $19.99 and holding steady. I am in this for the long run, and a Blackfoot redneck never gives up.

by Spiritual-Master January 30, 2022

The incredible accusation industry

This Blame Game industry has taken over as the most prolific government-sponsored and subsidized occupation overtaking the driver occupation, which is presently being exposed as a religious cult. This industry encompasses paid accusers from almost every known federally regulated and subsidized occupation. All are guilty. My Bible says so. This is the Devine Sting operation creating truth self-evident.

I had hopes of going public with my Spiritual Health Foundation, a private 501c3 but it was taken by civil forfeiture by the Incredible Accusation Industry before I opened it to the public. This industry did not even specify or explain the nature of the accusations. It is fortunate that my investors only made pledges and no Bank accounts were taken. How is "NO OPPORTUNITY" considered "Equal opportunity" All true void of lies, has anyone evidence otherwise.

by Spiritual-Master January 6, 2022

accounting

a secret way of referring to sex.

1. hey bitch, lets go do some accounting.

2. me and Stacy did some accounting before we got here.

by Limelemon101 February 21, 2009

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

Accrington Stanley

A football team in which no one has heard of - how ironic.

Boy: "Accrington Stanley, who are they?"
Other Boy: "Exactly"

by FootballMAD November 2, 2008