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Status Rape

verb
1)The act of quickly adding obnoxious and stupid comments on someones facebook status that quickly ruins the creativity and humor or the status.

(People who status rape often do so to pathetically gain the attention of the person posting the status)
Person 1: Hey did u see that status that Natalia put up earlier?

Person 2: Yea Jesse already status raped the shit out of her
by T_Adam November 1, 2010
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Sussed Rape

A sussed rape (srape) is the act of using someone's University online account to send hilarious messages to University lecturers and tutors in an attempt to get your friend kicked out of University.
Josh- 'Did you hear that Paul's been kicked out of Uni!!'

Mark- 'Yeah!! I totally sussed raped him and told his tutor that he was totally gay for him. I then enclosed pictures of my penis.'
by chucks_90 November 1, 2010
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game rape

Can also mean the phenomenon involving a marginally playable game whose physics and controls are so fundamentally broken that it rapes anybody who tries to play it. Sonic The Hedgehog 2006 comes to mind.
Kudos to Pokecapn, Illuminatus Vespucci, Kung Fu Jesus, Medibot, and Kaz, for braving over twenty hours of game rape to bring us all a Let's Play of Sonic 2006, the game that decides for itself whether or not you get to beat it.
by spinaltapsoundguy January 21, 2010
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Rape Slide

While leaning against a wall, sliding from a standing position down to the fetal position, while crying. Most often done in the shower.
After hearing about my grandmother's sex life, I felt like doing the rape slide.
by michmerr March 5, 2008
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Gang Rape

Traditionally the term Gang Rape has been used exclusively to describe the act of a large group of people sexually violating an individual; however, in recent times this term has also evolved to include the act of an individual raping an entire gang.

While logistically far more challenging, the cumulative incidence of rape is far higher for the perpetrator making this crime arguably more rewarding and convenient for today's busy rapist.

Conversely gang rapees may feel intense shame having had their entire gang violated by a single Gang Raper (GR), which has lead this crime being grossly underreported.

Due to the technical difficulties encountered in raping an entire gang, a GR must carefully consider their methods and means. Rohypnol, Ketamine and Normison are often cited as reliable tools for this typically challenging situation.
Bob, "Lucy, Frankie, Renee and Gang, welcome to my house I'm so glad you could all make it to my mulled wine party. Please, have a glass..."

Lucy, "Hey gang! My mulled wine doesn't taste quite right..."

Renee, "Why is Frankie on the floor frothing at the mouth? I feel sleepy..."

Lucy, " NO, BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

An unspecified amount of time later...

Frankie, "Oh my god I can't believe our whole gang just got raped."

1 out of 10 people enjoy Gang Rape.
by Secret Time December 13, 2009
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Bike Rape

When you drive down US1 and see a guy on a bike riding down the sidewalk with a girl on the handlebars lookin like shes drugged up.
Hey chica, you see that bike rape?
by sexayboyyoo June 26, 2009
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Facebook-rape

This is when go on to Facebook (or My Space, Bebo etc) under a friend's user name because they've been silly enough to keep their account logged on unattended. Once you're on, to punish them for making this silly mistake, you then message random people random things, changing their status etc. (nothing offensive obviously). Once the dirty deed is done, log off leaving them none the wiser.
'I went went on facebook on a pal's computer, I forgot to log off and got facebook-raped!'
by TJ27 February 26, 2009
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