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Blumpkin

Hey, I'm gonna get a Blumpkin Later, Wanna Join?
by LocalSalamander69 June 12, 2020
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Billy Blumpkin

A billy blumpkin is the delicate art of getting your cock sucked whilst taking a dump and also smoking a billy or punching a cone.
"Fancy a Billy Blumpkin? enquired Jane. Well I am already taking a shit and smoking a cone so you might as well give me head"
by Bearjewbackhand December 28, 2014
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Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.
My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.
by mommysmilk April 17, 2021
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This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
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blumpkin fairy

a fairy that only comes around when u are getting maximum pleasure from getting a blumpkin.
When i was getting a hardcore blumpkin. the blumpkin fairy came and blessed me.
by M4r50cc1 November 20, 2009
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Blumpkin Beer

The mixture of pumpkin ale and chocolate porter or stout beers into one pint.
Hipsters don’t drink Black and Tan, they drink Blumpkin Beer!
by Big D Nick October 14, 2022
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Blumpkin

A gender-neutral term for the act of giving oral sex to a person who is defecating. Contrary to popular belief, blumpkins are not unique to blowjobs: as humanity progresses, our definitions so too must evolve to encapsulate the diversity of grotesque and beautiful sex acts of the wild modern world.
"She braced one leg on the wall, just above the roll of Charmin, and let a long brown roll slide from her backside as he twirled his tongue betwixt the salmon-pink folds of her frontside in a blumpkin that could only be described as socially progressive."

"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."
by thefutureliberalswant April 27, 2021
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