Best Microsoft Operating System ever. It works, it doesn't crash. And doesn't force you to outdated like OS X. Windows Vista, Operating System that was created by Microsoft. Takes the best bits of XP, and makes it better.
by Tpavra July 11, 2008
by Cornholio August 27, 2003
An Experimental Project (XP) released upon the masses of computer users, tooted as the latest and greatest operating system, which, in theory sounds great, however in practice, causes nothing more than problems, headaches, and nausea, and high job turnover rates for Network Administrators.
This fucking Windows X-perimental Project has crashed yet again, and insists upon sending an error report to MicroSoft. Un-be-fucking-lieveable. You'd think that after 20 years in the market, they'd have come up with something more stable...
by Da Dirty Q-Tip October 18, 2002
1) Someone who sees something they want,and immediatly buys it.
2) Someone who looks at something in the window of a store,but can't afford to buy it.
3) A new rap song by 50 Cent,Young Buck,Spider Loc,Olivia and MA$E.
2) Someone who looks at something in the window of a store,but can't afford to buy it.
3) A new rap song by 50 Cent,Young Buck,Spider Loc,Olivia and MA$E.
by GAME50 October 30, 2005
The most recent OS from Microsoft, usually blamed for any computer problem whether it is OS related or not. Especially when trying to run Windows Vista on the minimum requirements or less, or connecting to the internet without an active anti-virus and firewall.
Jon: "Windows Vista sucks."
Bob: "Why?"
Jon: "I bought this computer only a week ago for $200 bucks, its got 512 gb of ram and a Celeron processor and its running slow as a snail, and it won't run my DOS copy of Wolfenstein."
Bob: "You know you should have at least 1 gig of ram, preferably 2, and at least a pentium 4 wouldn't hurt."
Jon: "I only use it to surf the internet and check email, why would I need all that?"
Bob: (sighs) "Never mind. Hey you do have an anti-virus and a firewall, though, right?"
Jon: "Whats that?"
Bob: "Thats not good, but at least if you get a virus, User Account Control will prevent it from having access to sensitive system files."
Jon: "I turned that off because it kept asking me for permission and that was annoying."
Bob: (facepalm) "Forget we had this conversation. You're right. It must be Vista."
Bob: "Why?"
Jon: "I bought this computer only a week ago for $200 bucks, its got 512 gb of ram and a Celeron processor and its running slow as a snail, and it won't run my DOS copy of Wolfenstein."
Bob: "You know you should have at least 1 gig of ram, preferably 2, and at least a pentium 4 wouldn't hurt."
Jon: "I only use it to surf the internet and check email, why would I need all that?"
Bob: (sighs) "Never mind. Hey you do have an anti-virus and a firewall, though, right?"
Jon: "Whats that?"
Bob: "Thats not good, but at least if you get a virus, User Account Control will prevent it from having access to sensitive system files."
Jon: "I turned that off because it kept asking me for permission and that was annoying."
Bob: (facepalm) "Forget we had this conversation. You're right. It must be Vista."
by Miryam Websta February 09, 2009
by Icecream man October 16, 2007
by wot2the January 09, 2008