pancake weiner

A weiner that is short. But also super wide. Synonym: Chode

Heidi: Dude I found out sam has a pancake weiner.
Judy: You cant hook up with that.

by Slampiece22 October 11, 2009

Deer weiners

Slang term for cigarette

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em

by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011

Sturdy Weiner

It is something you call someone that has made you angry. You say it when you feel someone has disrespected you or has ruined things for you.

-You can use it on practically anyone who has upset you.

--This phrase was created by my friend and I, in Biology class

Ex: *Someone bumps into you and doesn't apologize* You call them a "Sturdy Weiner!"

by Nazarena Ny'Kholle February 7, 2013

pants weiner

A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia

I had a pants weiner when I met him, so he probably doesn't even know if I'm a girl.

by ThunderBoss April 26, 2014

Teeth Weiner

When you get carried away humping somebody's face and end up scraping your dick too hard on their teeth.

Oh man I ended up with a teeth weiner after last night with Kendra.

by BubbyFlay July 20, 2016

rhys wenger

A man with an incredibly small penis but girls think it's big. Likes football and an addiction of speed but not that kind of speed. Overall a cool guy.

Girl: I want his d so bad, it must be massive -Rhys wenger

by White van man in town December 10, 2016

Sausage Weiner

Suck Suck Suck WEEEE HOOOOO

Do you like my sausage weiner

by hahahhahahhahahah September 18, 2017