Dry Robe Wanker

A person wearing a Dry Robe for something other than its intended use, such as on the school run, watching outdoor sport events, or shopping in Waitrose.

Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.
“I love your new Dry Robe, Florence! Have you just been for a swim in the sea?”

“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis

*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”
by Smatch November 23, 2024
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Crane wanker

In first person shooter games, this is a person who likes to camp at the absolute highest point of the map (such as a crane) giving them unfair amount of high visibility than all the other players and snipe people from the sky. Regarded as annoying and having poor marksmanship strategy.
Wow, I died to a proper crane wanker! Take your shite weapon and sod right off mate!
by Kit Rat February 21, 2020
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Weenie-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.
Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Weenie-Wanker!
by StupidLittleMan September 01, 2024
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Boneless Wanker

He's all boast, but no capability...
He talked about all the travel he'd done, and all his achievements, but he's just a boneless wanker...
by Zentas November 26, 2010
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Wankerism

People who drive 20 or more kilometres under the speed limit.
A car is driving 50km in a 60km zone for no apparent reason. This car is exhibiting a severe case of wankerism.
by Driver1612 May 22, 2020
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purple wanker

a purple wanker is the only of its kind. it likes to get naked and paint itself purple and run out in public and scream LOOK IM A PURPLE WANKER
look at that guy over there i bet he is a purple wanker
by The Wap Goblin May 05, 2016
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