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Catching the Crazy Turkey

A term coined by Ryan Haywood a.k.a. "The Mad King" of Achievement Hunter for savage, poultry drive sex. It begins with wild turkey, and it ends with sex in a bed.
"What happened to Michael last night?" "Oh... He was catching the crazy turkey."
by Im Case December 13, 2014
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turkmen

A race of people that have there own country and are spread over the middle east in these countries:

Iraq
Azbecistan
Afganistan
Palestine
Turkmenistan
Iran
Turkey
Egypt
America
Canada
Mexico
Southern America

The Turkmen have a never ending grudge with the Kurdish people of Iraq and Iran because they are trying to make a Turkmen run city in Iraq (THe city of kirkuk) Kurdish controlled and there is a waging civil war in that city which is the size of las vegas 3 times.

Other things that relate to this. Turkmenistan Iraq Kurd Kurdish (KURD SOMETHING GODDAMN KURDS)
A Turkmen is a Turkish Tribe, it formed as a special ops groups back in the time where there were castles and stuff, they were used to kill Christians trying to take over Muslim run terrority, they later evolved in to a culture and spread all over the world, Turkmen are now over 23 million spread out all over the world, THATS LIKE CANADA!!!
by Erol Ali THE TURKMEN REP July 5, 2006
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Turkey

A country which is the successor of the sixth largest empire of the world, the Ottoman Empire.

The official motto of the state is "Peace at home, peace in the world".

Also Turkish citizens are being accused of genocides and invasions by a nation who is an official invader in Karabakh, Azerbaijan.
(Turkey)Turkish: Have you ever realized that you are an invader nation?

Armenian: Ooops!
by crebyo November 26, 2010
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Turkey Bomber

One who has sexual relations with a married woman. ie FUCKS.
while still being friends with that said husband.
-"I totally fucked a married woman last night"
-Man your a Turkey Bomber

"OHHHHHHHHHH Turkey bomb that hoe"
by 503 dakota August 21, 2008
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turkey stomp

1.the act of drinking too much alcohol and running around and stomping your foot madly.

2.to get stomped like as if a turkey was tap dancing on your face.
1. "That guy must be drunk he is running around turkey stomping."

2."you want to get your ass turkey stomped?"
by Msshadrick February 18, 2009
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Turdle Dove

The act of being an extreme turd. Being lazy and trashy. Unproductive. Worthless
I can see you haven't gotten off the couch today Turdle Dove
by dddangerrr January 7, 2010
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Turdle

Similar to a turtle sticking its head in and out, a turdle is a turd that makes a short head appearance out of the rectum and then quickly restricts itself back into the safety of the lower intestines and anus. A turdle can occur if a would be shitter is frightened or if the would be shitter has forced the fecal turdle head back into his or her anus due to bad timing (in the car, in meeting, at boyfriend or girlfriends house, etc).
Brian felt his lower intestines launch a fecal turdpedo into his anus while he was sitting on the couch at his new girlfriend's house. His anus hatch was forced open by the turdpedo and nearly caused a Brown October on the couch. Brian contemplated releasing the turdpedo in her guest restroom, but instead decided to "turdle" it until he got home later that night.
by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014
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