Fat turkey

70's lingo for -Punk ass bitch

Nick is a Fat Turkey

by Matthew Stegall November 19, 2005

lurky turkey

A person who lurks around, loiters, and acts creepy in a very sketch manner. Their presence is usually out of place, resulting in suspicion.

"look at that sketcher in that alley over there. he's such a lurky turkey."

by Yuppie God House August 26, 2009

catching the crazy turkey

If you don't know, it's too wild for you.

It starts with wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed.

You've been catching the crazy turkey there in Lindsay's bed

by Saphira44 December 14, 2014

Stuffing the Turkey

When you rapidly finger your girls pussy

Bro I was stuffing the turkey so hard last night

by _74 December 1, 2016

turkee

From "Preznit giv me turkee", a satirical comment on the sycophancy of the White House Press Corps posted at Atrios' political blog in November 2003. Generalized to mean, A) favors and access granted by politicians to members of the press who don't make trouble, or B) appreciation shown by any person to a member of the press for covering an issue from the user's political point of view.

"Chris Matthews just slammed that Bush surrogate on Hardball over the WMD issue... time to send him turkee?"

by julatten October 6, 2004

Turkish Pimp

Humorous or derogatory slang for a BMW driver. May have originated from a reference to Germany's relatively large population of Turkish immigrants.

"So you bought a 735i?"
"Yeah, now I can be a Turkish pimp!"

by Rexar April 5, 2005

turkish battleships

The act of anal fisting a girl while pouring water on her constantly and screaming as loud as you can, simulating the sound of a battleship.

Dude last night was dope, me and this girl were doing Turkish battleships!

by Harryisbetter12 June 6, 2018