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The Mystic Onion Man

After their adventure on the island of Engelbräckt, Malte Wegbratt and Vilmer Andersson had become seasoned adventurers. They continued to travel the land, searching for new challenges to overcome and new friends to meet.

One day, they heard a rumor about a mystic Onion man named Johan who possessed incredible powers of insight and foresight. Intrigued, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.

Their journey took them through rugged mountains and dense forests, as they searched for clues about Johan's whereabouts. They spoke to villagers and traders, seeking any information that could lead them to the Onion man.

Finally, they reached a small village where they heard rumors of a strange hermit who lived deep in the forest. Believing this to be Johan, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.

After a long and treacherous journey, they finally arrived at the hermit's abode. There, they found a thin and frail-looking man with a long beard and a deep sense of calm.

Introducing themselves, Malte and Vilmer told Johan about their many adventures and their desire to recruit him to their team. Johan listened carefully, his eyes seeming to see far beyond what was in front of him.
After a long pause, Johan spoke. "I will join you on one condition," he said. "You must help me find the lost temple of the Onions. It is a sacred place, where the power of the Onion is at its strongest. If we find it, I will use its power to help you on your adventures."

Malte and Vilmer readily agreed, eager to discover what secrets the lost temple held. They set out on a new quest, led by Johan's incredible insights and knowledge.

Together, they journeyed across deserts, through deep caves, and over raging rivers. Johan's powers proved invaluable, as he seemed to know just where to go and what to do at every turn.

Finally, after many months of searching, they found the lost temple of the Onions. It was a majestic and ancient place, filled with wonder and mystery.

As Johan promised, the power of the Onion was strong there. He used it to grant Malte and Vilmer incredible strength and wisdom, making them even more formidable in battle.

And so, with the addition of the mystic Onion man Johan to their team, Malte and Vilmer continued to travel the land, fighting evil and helping those in need. They knew that their adventures would never truly end, but with their unbreakable bond and their newly recruited ally, they felt confident that they could overcome any challenge that lay ahead.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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Bumpin Onions

When two people come together for coitus, or sex as most call it.
My buddy got married last week and now he stopped bumpin onions with me
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Onion Link

A sneaky link but you already know something’s up the girl is obsessed with trees woods whatever cnc ass vibe you can imagine RUN that’s not a sneaky link that’s an Onion link FOFO.
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Onion Republic

A google slides hangout for sixth graders where they talk about the amount of onions they eat daily and create cool slides. It's almost like a real empire, with leaders and flags and voting systems. Many of the middle school population play games on the designated OnionArcade slide.
I can't believe the Onion Republic made it's own flag!
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Acting Onions

Acting in a silly manner in much the same way a short girl with a streak of blue hair acts.
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acting onion

When you are acting like a silly billy and out of your mind, especially if you have a streak of blue in your hair
Damn she's been acting onions ever since she dyed her hair.
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Mothers onion

An old fat saggy person that sits in a motorised wheelchair
"That Mothers onion stole my toilet paper"
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