Rene Syndrome affects 1 out of 6 people. It happens when you realize that your co-workers already know how bad you are as coworker and team player.
Whenever this happens the affected person usually starts to complain about the work, the processes and how good things were in his last company. Every single day.
The environment become toxic and unbearable whenever the person is around.
Usually he or she becomes some kind of company meme.
Whenever this happens the affected person usually starts to complain about the work, the processes and how good things were in his last company. Every single day.
The environment become toxic and unbearable whenever the person is around.
Usually he or she becomes some kind of company meme.
The "Rene": I can't work like this. I don't understand who people make money this way. On my last company, I could do this, work from home, had a great environment, etc."
Coworker: I think you have Rene Syndrome.
Or as we say in Portuguese: "Na Nokia é que era!"
Coworker: I think you have Rene Syndrome.
Or as we say in Portuguese: "Na Nokia é que era!"
by No Pants Gnome July 24, 2020
Get the Rene Syndromemug. Skipp Syndrome (formerly known as Scott Syndrome) is a condition where the VICTIM is not able to finish video games; for example, Assassin's Creed 3. This can be out of pure distraction and laziness, but it can also just be an unlucky silly guy who has their PS4 explode, destroying their entire home in the process.
by CarrotWoah January 28, 2023
Get the Skipp Syndromemug. The male equivalent of PMS. When a guy suddenly gets all moody and pissed. One might watch a chick flick during this time of the month.
by Thegirlwhoplayedwithbitches April 22, 2011
Get the PreManstrual Syndromemug. When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.
-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
by tyster_gunner June 5, 2017
Get the Kellogg Syndromemug. A man or woman who has atypically wide spread eyes. Noteable examples include Uma Thurman and Bandersnatch Cucumberbunch.
by TheDrunkenMoo July 20, 2016
Get the Hammerhead Syndromemug. Rumination disorder is a condition in which a person will unintentionally/unconsciously bringing up food from the stomach into the mouth (regurgitation) and rechewing the food and either swallowing the rechewed food or spitting it out, usually during or soon after eating. Unlike puking, regurgitating doesn't feel forced, regurgitating almost seems to happen naturally, without effort, like a normal reflex of your bodies' organs.
Rumination seems to be a spectrum, as in everyone experiences it differently and on different levels. Some people have their physical health completely deteriorate to the point of hospitalization, while others may not even notice that they have Rumination Syndrome to begin with.
Some people associate Rumination Syndrome with eating disorders (specifically Bulimia) due to the fact that they are similar in nature, but doctors have not found a direct link between Rumination Syndrome and any eating disorders.
If you think you may have Rumination Syndrome, please look at a more detailed and professional website with more detailed facts and see a doctor as soon as possible. Rumination Syndrome can be a very serious health concern and have a lot of negative effects on your life.
Rumination seems to be a spectrum, as in everyone experiences it differently and on different levels. Some people have their physical health completely deteriorate to the point of hospitalization, while others may not even notice that they have Rumination Syndrome to begin with.
Some people associate Rumination Syndrome with eating disorders (specifically Bulimia) due to the fact that they are similar in nature, but doctors have not found a direct link between Rumination Syndrome and any eating disorders.
If you think you may have Rumination Syndrome, please look at a more detailed and professional website with more detailed facts and see a doctor as soon as possible. Rumination Syndrome can be a very serious health concern and have a lot of negative effects on your life.
Person 1: "How come you never eat a lot?"
Person 2: "It's because of my Rumination Syndrome, it causes me to regurgitate most of the food I eat, so it's uncomfortable for me to eat a lot."
Person 2: "It's because of my Rumination Syndrome, it causes me to regurgitate most of the food I eat, so it's uncomfortable for me to eat a lot."
by i feel really sick March 8, 2023
Get the Rumination Syndromemug. A male or female, that for one reason or another, feels the need to be dating somebody of the opposite or same sex all the time.
oh man, that guy has a bad case of White Syndrome. He just broke up with his girlfriend, and now his going out with another chick
by MC-UbER November 16, 2011
Get the White Syndromemug.