by fortniterule34 November 16, 2022
Get the no fap friday mug.U see dat waifu on dat show, u know u gon google datass lata. Lata comes around... first result: huggin her tom brady-ass bitch.
Yo I wuz watchin community, u betta believe I wuz bankin dat Annie Edison ass, googled it, waddayaknow, datass is bein hugged by sum OTHA muthafucka, ooooo, fap bank bounce d!
by coffeedarklover September 25, 2022
Get the fap bank bounce mug.Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
Get the fap machine mug.FAP /map/ (verb)
An acronym for Foot placement, Arm swing, and Posture. It is the correct form to use while running up hill, especially while doing strides during or after a run, or any time you like.
An acronym for Foot placement, Arm swing, and Posture. It is the correct form to use while running up hill, especially while doing strides during or after a run, or any time you like.
"Hey mom, I'm going on a run." "Okay honey, don't forget to FAP."
"I feel like my workout isn't going well, maybe it's time I cut out dairy and start working on fapping."
"Fapping is an essential part of the 10-day training cycle"
"I feel like my workout isn't going well, maybe it's time I cut out dairy and start working on fapping."
"Fapping is an essential part of the 10-day training cycle"
by LiveLoveRunning December 20, 2021
Get the FAP mug.is when one or more people pull it out and look at emotes in fortnite and fap hard and enthusiastically enjoy the game
oh wow that emote fap session was so long it could have went on for decades or even some longer shit emote fapping
by Tartagliamoms December 21, 2021
Get the emote fapping mug.by Abanded April 2, 2022
Get the fapping mug.The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021
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