Horny Asher

A Mormon who took the polygamy issue a little bit too seriously, and is now facing 5-10 in prison. The term is used primarily in Mormon infested areas, such as Utah and Arizona.

"Hey dude, if you carry on like this you'll end up like a Horny Asher!"

by Lisa Stomp February 11, 2009

horny pull

the occurence of a erection causing the foreskin to automatically retract.

Because Erin Stidham gave me head, I nearly reached 8-X=P~. (To learn more about 8-X=P~, visit www.madcowworld.com ) And because her head-giving ability is so powerful, I got a big erection, and subsequently a horny pull.

by HappyHenry35 April 20, 2003

Horny Toads

When two men sit down facing each other and tried to masturbate into the others mouth, by projectile ejaculation. Like frogs trying to catch flies.

Those two guys were rumored to play Horny toads last night when they got drunk!

by GS-Caddy May 5, 2010

horny

what I was when I typed this definition.

…and then they lived lustfully ever after. The End

OH NOW IM HORNY

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 13, 2021

Horny

Horny is when your Fanny flutters and creates a lake in your thongs it gives you an urge to fuck a 40 year old man.

Horny is stated to be an urge for sex and makes you want to finger yourself or even fuck your 40 year old dad like grace brown

by Manypeoplelikesex February 27, 2020

Horny Devil

A horny devil is a person that is about 150cm tall, has a dirty mind and dreams about naughty things all day. horny devils are quiet rare but when you find one, proceed with caution, because you will never know what will set one off into a apoccaliptic rampage of rapage.

Victim: "hello over there"
Horny Devil: "Heyy why dont u come sit on my lap for a while"
Victim: "okay but pleease dont fondle me"
Horny devil: "i will try not to"
the victim then sits down and gets fondled with

by that guy sitin over there October 23, 2010

HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk

skilled gamer; needs life
secretly worshipped by many; they need lives
disappeared for long period of time; probably found life

a:omg josh doesnt wanna go play sc with us
b:calls josh* c'mon dont be a HoRnY-hYdRaLiSk

by ChickensBitch January 9, 2005