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Tanner

Person 1:Ever heard of that fruit salad song?

Person 2: yeah, it sounds like Tanner.
by A4chan December 11, 2019
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Tanner Blackford

Usually people named tanner have an obsession with a man named Dababy. Dababy is a very hot person who says "Lets gooooo" And "Ha"
by TickleDaPickle69 May 18, 2021
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Tender Vittles

It's Tender Vittles time, y'all.
by Hildemann April 19, 2022
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tennents

Possibly the worst type of lager beer I have ever tasted, yet due to the poor wages offered in Scotland, a drink that I was forced to drink. (Im not going as far as Buck's Fizz....) Tastes a little like Australian lagers, (Tooheys New and XXXX etc), but one gets the sense that they are taking the water for the brewing process directly from the Firth of Forth. Leaves a grainy taste in your mouth, and a large headache in the morning.
Scotland- the lucky country. Shit food, shit beer and shit wages.
by Akka April 20, 2005
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Tanner

Tanner is a dumbass. Extremely small penis, very large in body mass though. Likes to punch people very softly in the throat when drunk. Headbutts like a mofo. Scares small children, even though he only wants to touch them softly. Not headbutt them. Enjoys lofl.
"Man you see Tanner? All he wanted to do is molest the small boy, but the boy ran away!"
"Probly thought a headbutt was comin his way."
by tanner yo October 23, 2008
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Tanner

The guy that will say he "loves you" - but he is a bunch of lies!!!! once he get bored with you he will move on to the next girl and ruin her life too. once you break up he will probably hook up with your best friends older sister and will eventually ruin her life too. HE is a big FAT liar, and a waste of your time! do not trust ANYONE with the name tanner.

ps he often smells like dog shit and talks crap on everybody OH and he has the biggest ego and thinks he is all cool meanwhille EVERYBODY hates him.
wow tanner keeps hooking up with innocent girls and now they all have the lable of "whore"
by ohmygodyoursocool February 8, 2010
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Tennessee Toothpaste

When two guys are with a chick one in front getting blown and one is doing her from behind. As the dude in front starts to blows his load in her mouth he calls out Crest and immediately the guy behind pulls out of her vag and shoves his penis into girls anus. The sudden penetration causes the girl to gasp out the mouth full of cum like a tube of toothpaste being squeezed at the end.
Yo for real b, me n Eddy pulled a TT-Tennessee Toothpaste on Shatoya last night and man as soon as I plowed my cock in her ass, BAM, she spit that load right back on his face yo!
by Slimegag55 October 27, 2010
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