Wet Taint

The area of the human body between the anus and penis or vagina, specifically when wet.

Caution: Do not lean against the wall between those two holes... WET TAINT!!!

by The Uglyslut March 10, 2009

tainted

a bitch who slept with more than five dudes

I heard you messin wit Tanya.That chic tainted

by f-that_shit November 13, 2007

taint

The little patch of skin between the genitalia and the anus. Was at one time gender neutral, though is now more used in reference to the female, having been replaced by "chode" for the male.

I ate her pussy, he taint and her asshole, in that order.

by brownwings March 30, 2011

taint stomper

One who revels in the joy of stoming the taint. Taint stomping is not for the faint of heart, it only comes with years of love for the taint.

She was one fierce taint stomper, she's a real screamer I tell ya.

by zsaund February 10, 2008

Tainted Wrench

A crazy red-head who is being a huge bitch.

Cece: What is wrong with that girl? She's being really bitchy...
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.

by KHawk December 29, 2010

taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011

Taintlapper

One who for some reason or another finds it irresistable to lick the rarely cleaned skin between the asshole and genatalia during oral sex acts or other .

I can't stand that Girl ,she is such a taintlapper sometimes .

by B Bass May 8, 2011