An award given to someone who uses corporate crap speak.
A merging of the terms Tosser and Oscar.
Depending on the readers perspective it can be very positive or very negative.
To be a recipient the nominee must rise above the usual masses of "moving forwards" driven "company directions" and show that they can truly "get their ducks in a row" in order to ascertain the "underlying synergies that are waiting to be unleashed" thus "realising the enterprises true potential" in todays "diverse and discerning marketplace"
Whew!!!
A merging of the terms Tosser and Oscar.
Depending on the readers perspective it can be very positive or very negative.
To be a recipient the nominee must rise above the usual masses of "moving forwards" driven "company directions" and show that they can truly "get their ducks in a row" in order to ascertain the "underlying synergies that are waiting to be unleashed" thus "realising the enterprises true potential" in todays "diverse and discerning marketplace"
Whew!!!
He was awarded a Tosscar for his contribution to the dumbing down of English. He managed to do this by having all the delegates confused within ten seconds. He almost received a second Tosscar for managing to utter corporate speak for fifteen minutes straight without repeating anything. Such a true artist deserves a Tosscar
by Pique Oil May 15, 2008
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An abbreviation meaning "Taking Our Sweet Ass Time" but said as a word. Even though it uses the word "our" it can still be applied to a singular person.
#1 Person A: What took you guys so long to get here?
Person B: We enjoyed the trip and didnt rush unlike you.
Person C: Yea we tosat'd it up here and had fun.
#2 Person A: Whats taking you so long Person B? You tosating it or what?
Person B: We enjoyed the trip and didnt rush unlike you.
Person C: Yea we tosat'd it up here and had fun.
#2 Person A: Whats taking you so long Person B? You tosating it or what?
by Lupin Saiko October 16, 2009
Get the Tosat mug.1. Manual stimulation of the female clitoris. Most frequently an act of self-indulgence, although some consider "The Toss" to be a normal activity during sexual encounters Third Base.
Dude... I was walking past your Mom's room and she was flat on her back "Tossing The One Bean Salad"!!!
by Boogie D October 12, 2011
Get the Tossing The One Bean Salad mug.In reference to comedian Daniel Tosh's hit TV show "Tosh.0", when a friend posts a video of himself or another doing something funny enough to not only go viral, but to also be highlighted on the show.
You're friend Jim posts a video on Facebook of Mike trying to ski. Mike cannot ski. Hilarity ensues. This video is tosh-worthy.
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