Gladiator sandals that go up to the ankle, usually made of leather, but other materials are also acceptable. This sandals are generally regarded as awesome.
Those are awesome Jesus sandals.
by iloveharrypotterWhodoesn't? December 30, 2010
A game in which your opponent picks a random word and you must use a chain of words to connect it to jesus. Whoever fails to make a chain to jesus loses (and will probably go to hell, just saying)
The Jesus Game
Opponent: Pandas
You: Pandas... bamboo... wood... cross... jesus!!
You: Roses
Opponent: roses... thorns... piercing... nails... jesus!!
Opponent: Pandas
You: Pandas... bamboo... wood... cross... jesus!!
You: Roses
Opponent: roses... thorns... piercing... nails... jesus!!
by Charles M. May 17, 2008
"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. 'Dammit, will you stop all that noise?' And, 'Jesus Christ, sit down!' One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, 'Dammit will you get back in here!' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"
--Bill Cosby
--Bill Cosby
by JBurton31 April 15, 2010
An exclamation of surpise or shock originating on Matt Groening's 'Futurama' animated TV show as a futuristic equivalent of the modern usage of 'Jesus Christ' as an exclamation. Usually preceded by the words 'sweet' or 'holy'.
by Christopher Reynolds May 13, 2005
1. someone who is always there to be a shoulder to cry on.
A lover who is also a father figure, or a security blanket. Someone who does everything for his/her lover.
2. a 1990 hit for Depeche Mode. Johnny Cash covered it on his last album.
A lover who is also a father figure, or a security blanket. Someone who does everything for his/her lover.
2. a 1990 hit for Depeche Mode. Johnny Cash covered it on his last album.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 10, 2007
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1.) n. Someone who has heard so much Jesus talk in their life their brain has fried.
2.) n. A hardcore member of the largest bloodiest gang ever to roam the Earth. Easily identifiable by the presence of either or both of to gang signs, the Jesus Fish, or the Holy Cross.
2.) n. A hardcore member of the largest bloodiest gang ever to roam the Earth. Easily identifiable by the presence of either or both of to gang signs, the Jesus Fish, or the Holy Cross.
1.) Hey did you watch Borat? Man their were some Jesus Crispies on that movie.
2.) Person 1. Dude, please tell me you didnt give that guy the finger, he has a Jesus Fish on his car!!
Person 2. What!! a Jesus crispy, oh shit here he comes, Im sorry man, I didnt see the fish.
2.) Person 1. Dude, please tell me you didnt give that guy the finger, he has a Jesus Fish on his car!!
Person 2. What!! a Jesus crispy, oh shit here he comes, Im sorry man, I didnt see the fish.
by Nick Lance November 20, 2006