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TEAR

Tear is most known in 2025 as the bargain-bin extorter who thought scamming kids online was a career path. He walks around acting like the final boss of the internet, but in reality he’s just the tutorial-level goblin everyone farms for XP. He brags about “power” but couldn’t even extort his WiFi provider into giving him decent internet.

He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.

Tear is known for typing tough behind a keyboard while his mom yells at him to take out the trash. He’s the kind of guy who’d extort you for $5 and then still ask for a tip.

Tear is known
Tear is a clown
He’s been in so many “groups” that he’s basically the online equivalent of a free trial—everyone uses him once and then kicks him out. Tear calls himself a menace, but the only thing he’s really terrorized is the spellcheck on his ransom notes.
by IMHIMXDDD August 22, 2025
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white tears

A way of presenting a first-world problem of white-skinned people in meme-language.
if the captions say "white tears", you know you've been racially assaulted.jk. You know it had to do something with the skin color, or with the racial history, or with some other differences that come with races.

or : a racist slogan of the approach of a black skinned racist group.
if such a group and such an approach exist...
"insert text that praises some difference of black skinned people in comparison to the white skinned." + "Dem white tears" or so..
by Khanon November 29, 2018
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Foot Tear

The act of walking around a pre-determined residential area, consuming alcohol and causing mayhem and destruction, usually with fireworks.
"Lets go for a foot tear and fuck shit up"
by KSISS April 15, 2010
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Tear milking

Making yourself cry to relieve your body of excess emotions.
Person 1: I just sat and watched the most emotional Grey's Anatomy scenes.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.
by Mads 🤙 July 7, 2020
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Mad Tear

A Mad Tear refers to boning anything and everything that will hold still long enough. often referred to as going on a mad tear or he is on a mad tear
I went on a mad tear last week and now it burns when I pee.
by Rip1 February 19, 2013
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Tears of Freedom

Crying because someone is talking about something that hits so close to home that you start crying because you can relate to what they're saying so much that it hurts and now those tears you're crying will free you from the topic they're talking about and how it relates to you.
"If you're crying, then I hope that those tears are tears of freedom."
by DogsAreSoFluffy March 23, 2019
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Blanket tearing

When you are sleeping with someone and you roll over moving the blankets and get a waft of a fart that immediately causes tears to come to your face
I was soundly sleeping last night and when I pulled the blankets up over my shoulders I found myself blanket tearing.
by 5UBM15510N March 15, 2024
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