Stalker

an overly flirty girl from work who hasnt been getting enough dick

dont hang out with jenny mang she just a stalker ho

by skater3266 February 16, 2009

stalk beater

one who verbally plays with his genitals for the sole purpose of ego boosting

That guy talks so much shit, he is such a stalk beater

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Toilet stalker

A toilet stalker is where someone spends a long period of time in other people's bathrooms, collecting pee to sell to travellers and excrement for their own personal gain. A negative result of toilet stalking is pee rape.
Signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:
- Shiftiness.
- Spending longer than normal in a toilet.
- having unusually high amounts of change at one time.
A person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.

Person 1: Emma likes to fish stuff out of toilets.
Person 2: WHAT?!
Person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. She MUST be a toilet stalker.
Person 2: She goes to the loo so much!
Person 1: exactly. She's collecting samples. Don't let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!

by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2007

Silent Stalker

A person who is constantly on Facebook refreshing their newsfeed and looking at everyone's business but can't like, comment or post anything.

Suzie keeps talking about things I have posted on Facebook and yet I haven't seen one like or comment from her. What a silent stalker!

by NicSoChic October 9, 2014

cock stalking bandit

One who is upsessed with the cock. In hopes of full filling some sick abnormal fetish.

Dan is always the last one to fall asleep at parties. Parties in which the female species are plentiful. And still passes out next to a dude. We call him the Cock Stalking Bandit.

by Joshoua October 17, 2006

Stalker

One who is constantly following and trying to find out things about a certain person. They're completely obsessed with them. AKA Snickers.

Snickers knows all of Alli's friends names and myspaces. What a stalker.

by PissyMissy December 12, 2008

stalker

1. someone who hacks EVERYONES computer
2. someone who bugs peoples phones
3. someone who drives around peoples place of residency

who's the stalker?

by PineappleJuice March 3, 2015