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Water Sniffer

A term used to describe narcs with no friends that have nothing better to do than attempt to catch high school bros trying to get fucked up. Said narcs creep around sniffing every water bottle they can get their filthy hands on. They then return home and beat their children.
George: Yo that water sniffer's at it again, he just sniffed my water bottle and went home to beat the shit out of his children

Peter: What'd he beat them with?

George: Bricks of cocaine that he confiscated from kids earlier this month
by muffdiver69 April 11, 2013
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sliffer

A short stinky person that waddles.
That sliffer always fucks up my shit.
by Greg Nelson March 7, 2008
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Sniffer

Someone who has a sexual fetish for sniffing their own or their partners jizz, ass juice lady jizz or all of the above mixed together. After a good ramming they may tend to rub a hand over their nasty region pull it up to their face and sniff hard.
i cant believe my gf is a fucking sniffer
by zoltan112 October 5, 2011
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STIFFY

A male sexual stimula formula
by Sir Stiffy April 21, 2010
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panty sniffer

Former name of Limp Bizkit... er, I mean, limpbizkit's "Results May Vary" album. Because Fred Durst is a tool.
Apperantly, I did it all for the nookie. So you can take that cookie.
by Paco I am not October 7, 2003
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Stife

Your stife is so hot.
by Mike Liddy April 23, 2009
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stiffer

1) An erected penis
2) Corpse which is cold and become stiff
3) Nickname for someone called Christopher
1) Every morning I've got a massive stiffer
2) Got to perform an autopsie on a stiffer
3) Hey Stiffer what you up to tonight
by Brunel September 17, 2005
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