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Squirrel

1. A bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts. (noun)
2. A girl who is searching for "nuts". (noun)
3. Hyper, excited. (adjective)
1. That damn squirrel ran right out in front of my car!
2. Dude, how did he get a squirrel like that chasing after him?!
3. She is way too squirrelly right now.
by rachroxy December 29, 2007
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grey squirrel

Sciurus carolinensis, known in North America as the eastern grey (they write "gray") squirrel.

It was introduced into Britain in the last quarter of C19th.
Alas, it has generally replaced the native red squirrel (Sciurus vulgaris).
we have a job for you, grey squirrel : you are to travel to exotic distant lands, meet exciting squirrels (excited people) and kill the reds
We know they is habouring mass acorns and they pose a threat,
we read it in Mad magazine
by CarlosC July 16, 2008
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Squirrel

1) A cute fluffy squirrel with a bushy tail...that often likes to make you wreck your car.

2) The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth with such force that it causes her cheeks to puff out, like a squirrel.
1) I was so busy looking at the squirrel climb the tree that I rear ended the other car...

2) Man, I gave my girl a squirrel last night and laughed my ass off.
by Ryan Browne July 23, 2008
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Squirrel

Anyone on welfare, begging for money, or otherwise living off of others in the same way forest squirrels look for a handout on popular hiking trails. Someone looking for a "free nut". A parasite. Usually black people, but can also be white trash and some Latinos. Asian squirrels are almost non-existent.
Person #1: "I heard the government is offering a new food stamps program starting tomorrow."

Person #2: "Yeah. I bet the squirrels will be lined up around the corner for that."
by mesatron October 29, 2014
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Secret squirrel

Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isn’t known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)
Hey bro you wanna smoke some tree?!”

Secret squirrel- what’s tree?!
by seven sins 88 June 11, 2018
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squirrelfuck

one who fucks squirrels
fucking like a squirrel
one who fucks like a squirrel?
He's a squirrelfuck.
Yesterday i decided to squirrelfuck and i made a furry lil baby.
I squirrelfucked his mom and she popped out a squirrel.
i feel like i was made by my mom getting squirrel fucked because im harier than a bear.
i think his mom squirrelfucked someone to make him because he can fit big nuts in his mouth but has tiny nuts.
by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008
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Dirt Squirrel

A dirt squirrel is a person who exhibits rather irritating annoying behavior amongst others. They tend to have dirty bum holes, poo stained underwear and have unnecessarily large amounts of hair located over the mustache area of the face and lower regions south of the belt buckle. The word can be used in Context

"Wow Hailey you really are a dirt squirrel" or " Hey stop buying smoothies you dirt squirrels" or "Hey shock ramp your a ming mang Dirt Squirrel"
by thatsrightmate April 14, 2010
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