Social Dickstansing

Social distance required to still remain the quarantined distance away during sexual intercourse while in quarantine.

Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.

by Bobonoscopy March 24, 2020

social downtime

A parenting tactic. Formerly known as “grounding” less offensive yet all encompassing to today’s teenager lifestyle.

After she decided to vape, her mom gave her social downtime. #SDT

by Bamawhitney January 20, 2019

Sunrise Social

Waking up early enough to see the sunrise. Like an ice cream social, yet with the sun.

Would you care to join me for a sunrise social tomorrow?

by Superjamz June 29, 2009

Social Gamble

To attempt to start a conversation with someone (whether it be a crush, your taxi driver, a classmate, a fellow hospital patient, a stranger you met on the street, your neighbor, etc.), even though you might get rejected or ignored altogether. Even if you do happen to strike out, it was all a calculated risk right? No big deal.

*A few people waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store*

1st person in line: (Thinks to self sarcastically) "Could this cashier go any slower?"
2nd person in line: (Looks around and begins to social gamble) "You like frosted flakes too huh? I used to eat it all the time when I was little."
1st person in line: (Turns around) "............"
3rd person in line: "They added a new cinnamon flavored one recently, tastes pretty good."
2nd person in line: (Turns around) "Really? I'll check it out the next time I come."
*First person in line leaves with bagged groceries while the conversation between the other two continues*

by Red_Shaft July 23, 2017

Social Nuke

(v.) Someone annoying you so much by being stupid that you, purposefully on non-purposefully, project your negative feelings onto their friends and isolate them as punishment.

"Shut up; don't make me social nuke you."
"It took me 3 months to recover from that social nuking."

by WhoCaresAtThisPoint August 26, 2016

being social

Something that people with a lot of money and sexual partners made up in order to make introverts feel stupid. Basically, going outside and talking to ‘people’.

Joe: *sits on computer for seven hours*
Mark (Joe’s friend): go outside, be social!
Joe: *sits on computer for seven MORE hours*

Joe is not being social.

by Henry the 3rd June 7, 2022

Social Hornet

Noun
social hornet (plural social hornets)

A gregarious person who likes to attend parties and other social gatherings with the intent to disrupt the natural flow of conversational towards topics where they hold the "moral" high-ground; a people person who starts debates that have no finite or discernable answer for the sole purpose of being correct through the impossibility of proving them incorrect.

Synonyms: Troll; Jason
Antonyms: Social Butterfly

Only a social hornet would argue: "A lion would whip a polar bear's ass, they only kill things that cant fight back."
"It doesn't matter who's terrain they fight in..."
"A lion would just eat their fill of seals and penguins, the polar bear wouldn't even have a chance"

by TopDuke December 5, 2022