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Dress-up sneakers 

Sneakers tha are worn only on rare occasions where everyday sneakers would not suffice.
When I go to the theater, I wear my dress-up sneakers instead of my everyday ones.
Dress-up sneakers by Joey Marcus January 16, 2010

you surprise my sneakers 

having the same relation each toward the other; to duplicate or repeat the action or statement of.

sneaky jesus 

Sex so hard and fast that it could only have been Jesus who snuck up and did it.
sneaky jesus by Envy1497 June 19, 2007

Sneaking Suit 

A thermal insulation body suit that simultaneously allows the wearer to stealthily sneak past and incapacitate any guard on duty.
Sneaking Suit by BernyPark April 13, 2004

sneaky colombian 

a means by which a human male with a significant resovoir of cocaine most likely a colombian might murder his female
counterpart. while engaging in sexual intercourse the male removes his penis from the woman and dips it in his purest colombian cocaine. he then administers the deadly stimulent through re-entry. the cocaine stuck to his penis easily absorbs through the bloodstream. unless the mans member is infentesimally lacking in girth the surface area of the penis is enough for enough cocaine to stick that overdose will be eminant. the man to pioneer the sneaky colombian technique was a man by the surname of Ibanez (his first name shall remain anonymous) while having sex with a partner who had cheated on him.
yo i gotta lay low i just gave that bitch the sneaky colombian

wow i cant believe i wasted so much colombian marching powder on killing that bitch. i gave her the sneaky colombian.

that last sneaky colombian i gave made my urethera burn i got some coke all up in it.

meat sneaker 

A threat. Related to "...break my foot off in your ass." Can be used against one or two opponents.
"I will wear you like a meat sneaker."

"I'm gonna bend you guys over and turn you into my meat sneakers."