Smart fella/Fart smella

When someone on some jackle and hide kinda shit

"The façade was a smart fella; but behind it was a fart smella" - idea of a Smart fella/Fart smella

by The absolute August 14, 2025

Moving at the speed of smell

Moving at the speed of smell is a saying using by CaptainSauce. It means something is moving very slowly.

I’m moving at the speed of smell.

by Jesse’s Domain February 15, 2025

fappin yer thug till it smell

phrase for male masturbation

get out of the bathroom and stop fappin yer thug till it smell

by mcree007 July 12, 2025

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when you were doing really well typing something in monkeytype and were gonna beat your pb and then you fuck up one word and its over so you rage quit and spam you keyboard

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by @#$%^&*! January 4, 2026

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021