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moose slappin

A superlative of Slapin (similar to dope, awesome, delicious) that is used for something that is spectacularly awesome, sometimes food. But it's more than just slappin, you'd need two hands (like a Moose's antlers) to seriously slap for something that great (often used about food)--or lay a virtual slapin on someone who disputed it's amazingness. Also used in a virtual sense about online trolls in live chats.
"Those tacos from the mart next to the gas station are Moose slappin!"

or

"If you type one more stupid thing into this chat, you're in for a Moose slappin!"
by R0b0tMaker January 10, 2017
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slim snippings

When you are low on weed and a friend asks to buy some off you , but you don't have a lot left ; snippings as in what your getting off the bud
Friend: can I get a g from you ?
Me : nah man , it's been slim snippings lately , wait till I re-up
by Mind_blownZ06 May 9, 2017
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speed-shipping

When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating
That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!
by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017
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Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.
Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .
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A Sippin' Brit

A generalisation surrounding the assumption that all British people spend most of thier time drinking tea - leaving time for little else in their lives, commonly used as an insult to suggest laziness or lack of care.
A: "why are the the dishes still dirty Paul, I thought it was Johns turn to do the washing up?"
B: "I know Gerard, but John's such a sippin' Brit he probably couldn't be arsed!"
by UrbanDictionaryDoctrine May 29, 2017
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china shipping

When you order that Gucci but get a yellow Nike sweater with 'MEXICO' print.
Lucy: I received my Gucci order today, but they accidentally send me a Nike sweater

Donda: Oh Girl, did you forget to check if it's china shipping.
by bishwantwata August 5, 2017
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noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent
Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright
by Tweet th March 12, 2018
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